urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:funkman funkman funkman 2007-11-15T07:40:58Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:funkman:34208 2007-11-15T07:40:58Z 2007-11-15T07:40:58Z i wonder how long it will take before you notice that i signed into livejournal...you should be way stoked once you see this entry...it's all dedicated to you... urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:funkman:34020 2006-03-27T03:30:55Z 2006-03-27T03:30:55Z haven't updated for some time now..i just thought it would be nice now that i have the the internet at my own house ....damnit i have to go to class tomorrow night...that sux....oh well...so unprepared didn't do any homework or anything...all right peace out urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:funkman:33607 2005-07-06T04:17:19Z 2005-07-06T04:17:19Z pennywise got home from the river yesterday...sated at amandas....all sorts of fun....actually staying here all week while her parents are at the river...i'm playiong watch guard or something like that....at n-e-rate i had the most bitchen weekend ever...wakeboarded up a storm...it was badass....alrighty....dinner......peace urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:funkman:33459 2005-06-12T06:41:54Z 2005-06-12T06:41:54Z anti-flag i haven't updated in quite some time now...over a year to be certain...so what to do on a saturday night....nothing!!...this is bullshit...maybe i'll just work out instead...i need to...gotta keep on track...so i didn't end up getting s date after alll..that sux...but what are you gonna do?....so maybe i'll have to update some more....peace out urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:funkman:33224 2004-06-01T05:57:51Z 2004-06-01T05:57:51Z funny how things change over the many passing years....i gandered apon my old journal entries to only realize how young i was but how old i felt...if that makes sence...it is terribly funny how people that you think would be friends for the rest of your life can desert you so quickly....although i still have the likes of laura, mason, mike,nikki and now brad to hang out with...it's a new chapter of life....it will be good to look apon this entry and in a few months, years or whenever long i should happen to look at it....okay...later urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:funkman:32924 2003-10-22T16:27:45Z 2003-10-22T16:27:45Z Metallica...battery i thought of that on my own..sounds mysterious...maybe i'm just out there...this sux...i'm at work..again..but not tomorrow..ahahah...i'm king...who-hah.....says orton...poser....but hey...what can you do....gotta go later..man urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:funkman:32661 2003-10-18T02:53:50Z 2003-10-18T02:53:50Z PW the new one and the frist song...great that brings me back to that entry i left as a memeory...yeah that was great...ok well funkhouser is done now...out urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:funkman:32496 2003-10-14T14:37:06Z 2003-10-14T14:37:06Z new PW and a new punk-o-rama....i think like 12?....no 8?....whatever...fuckin car alarm going off in the service drive right now..good it's done...i hate alarms...more than you will ever know...but hey...i gotta go..i think we got work now....by the way both the cd's are bad-fuckin-ass...yeah....word urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:funkman:32181 2003-09-16T05:18:16Z 2003-09-16T05:18:16Z i hate school...it sux but i really do...i still hate it...i don;t know why i thoguht that i was gonna like it....werid....but anyways...i think that i'm good now...enough typing for today...been riding my bike alot lately...so much fun...riding with jarret down the street...that little kid has talent...but neways...snowboarding soon too...okay..bye bye for now............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................. .................. ................ ............. .................... . .. .. . . . ... . . .. .. .. . . .. ... . .. .. . .. .. .... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . .. . . . .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . .. . . . . . . . urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:funkman:31776 2003-09-15T06:51:16Z 2003-09-15T06:51:16Z going again next weekend...with laura and jason stalker and jason from work...gonna be alot of fun....can't wait...leave'in on saturday evening and coming home on monday or something like that....so at any rate...it will be dope....all right....i gonna bail...i can't think of abything else to write about...got a new carburetor for the nova...i think it's a 700....good deal ...alrighty...gonna go now.... urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:funkman:31535 2003-09-04T17:02:30Z 2003-09-04T17:02:30Z just another day at work...this one maybe as bad as the others but who really knows...i was only able to actually get into on e class tis semester but who really cares...i will get them all done just the same....i went tothe river this weekend...all kinds of fun...saw mr. stalker almost make the backflip..that is some sick shit...maybe next time...but i had a good wakeboarding day...hopefully going back in 2 weeks for some more fun....well catch evryone later....love matt urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:funkman:31286 2003-08-28T14:52:58Z 2003-08-28T14:52:58Z nothing to do but play on the computer...guess it isn't soo bad...could be worse..i could actually be working...so i guess thats all i really wanted to say....got nothin else to do...so i will chat lata....peace urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:funkman:30976 2003-08-17T21:15:13Z 2003-08-17T21:15:13Z so after many years of not being with the cool livejournal scheme...i'm back.....so at anyrate...the same old stuff be happenin...work and chillin...riding my bike somemore again...i can wakeboard no..thats really fun...river....should be goign again over labor day...spent some more bucks on the nova which is finally rollin...got a new motor on the weay to...haha..this is gomnna be the best one....excited about that...but hey it was good to chat again...lates urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:funkman:30867 2003-04-25T13:50:39Z 2003-04-25T13:50:39Z type o crappy...masons got some weird shit so i'm back in ramona again...after 5 nights in the big smelly apple i am stoked to beable to breath again....that and see the stars...no stars in new york....too much light...but hey me and BG won the contest...pretty dope....100,000 worth the scholarships...to vocational schools around the US...won 2 brand new cars...which we don't get until we complete a school that we can get an automotive associates degree..then we get cars...but still...i'll be 20...just turned 20...and driving a 2005 car...not bad?...i doidn't think so either...we won a couple of Vantage digital graphing multimeters...$1500....a piece....and i think we got some roll-a-way toolboxes from snap-on....i think...not sure yet..the official list is going to be sent to us later this week....i got laura some a couple of cool things...i love her.....but as for this entry i am done...matt-o urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:funkman:30618 2003-03-05T23:37:43Z 2003-03-05T23:37:43Z i haven't been at this for soo long it's staright up ridiculous....but at any rate...who cares...just as long as my account stayed open it's all good...so i guess i m gonna GTFOH.....so bye bye for now...and for those of whom where in the BORT BORT resiegme....BORT-BORT!...yes yes you know whwo you are...wahahah urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:funkman:30231 2002-11-29T08:32:19Z 2002-11-29T08:32:19Z nothing...masons unconious ramblings seems like times are infinute....but in all reality it's not....it seems like your existence matters so much...but does it really....i spent most the day with laura for thanksgiving which turned out to be truly a very enjoyable day...i really love that girl...i'm sorry for gettin yah sick....but i took a walk in the wind tonight with mason for our radomly occuring soda runs and we got on the subject of growing old...i realized that i don't wnat to grow old and thats why i say i don't be any older than 75 or so...i solemly sat on the park stage chatting with mason, soda in hand, ponding the thoughts of beint he old man sitting in jack in the box muttering under my breath about those youngs kids and how they have no respect and what not...it was totally strange and forgien to my mind....sometimes you really do believe it won't happen to you.....seems all to....can't seem to pin a word that would be a good adjective for life....someitmes i get myself bound up in things trying to be the best or just to compete with other peoeple that don't mean pittley crap tp me....terrible it is...but i step back and listen to what others have to say and what i have seems gilded with a coat of hope and insurance....i realiaze strange things sometimes...maybe for a cause or reason...or maybe because i'm smarter than i look....i discover new and amazing things everyday about life...people and my friendship with mason....a person who that i will not only remeber but ever impacted upon...i give the sames thanks and praises to nick...and not last or even least...my girl laura....they say that friends don't mean everything....i think it's half fiction...if i din't have the influences from the friends closet to me..i would be someone different...well at that i leave with an empty vocabulary and an open mind to the days next journey's....love all matt-o<br /> <br />to those of whom i didn't put into this abonination of sentence fragments and .... i also have some great times and memories which i couldn't have without you....so you know who you are.....(watch out for that turn.....what turn? :) ) and......my first girlfriend........and a few others who i have good friends with.....love matt urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:funkman:30026 2002-11-08T01:23:53Z 2002-11-08T01:23:53Z so neways im at work as of right now...isn't that neat...i finished up all the work that i needed to do so i thought of the computer....livejournal was the only thing i could think of...well that and laura..so on with the story....oh yeah i'm done with the story....but nikki i was reading through livejournal and i think that you could still fit in...just call me up...allrighty then...bye bye for now....love matt urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:funkman:29887 2002-09-14T01:10:14Z 2002-09-14T01:10:14Z name:matteo<br />loc: california<br />sex: Male<br />dob:4111985<br />AIM: h/a<br />eyes: blue<br />hair: color?<br />[ sex stuff ]<br />are you a virgin: ahhh....probally not?<br />has anyone ever been down your pants: que<br />how many times have you had sex: ....a thousand!<br />[ love ]<br />are you in love: ye<br />do you have a bf/gf: ye<br />when did you start going out: twas a fine day....many moons ago<br /><br />[ friendships ]<br />best friends: jesus, squirely!!!<br />good friends: a thousand!!!<br />[ have you ever ]<br />drank: this one time with jason...in the caddilac...we were fo-shaded<br />smoked: nergattory<br />kissed the same sex: uhhh...wanna go for it.....dude...i mean...fag...don't touch my wang<br />kissed the opposite: uber-times<br />skinnydipped: not yet<br />broke a bone: i have one now...so like ten...11...69!....a thouand!<br />failed a class: juan<br />thought you were gonna die: daily<br />killed someone: i did it<br />cried over a boy/girl: i dunno....probally....bitch i uber hate you!<br />had a death in the family: thnakfully no<br />ran around nude: yeah at lauras house...and my house...and mason doesn't know this.....<br />talked on the phone for more then 5 hours: good god i hope not...*fag*<br /><br />[ status ; right now ]<br />wearing: homeless, dicks, cons, and ice pack...<br />eating: .......pepsi........<br />talking to: squirely<br />phone with: your god......<br />time: 5:39PM<br />drinking: mini-cube<br />listening to: nothing<br /><br />[ when was the last time you... ]<br />smiled?: ouh my face hurts...i smashed my wookie....<br />laughed?: taste like burning....<br />cried?: auuu...broot dood dooot<br />bought something?: sure....mini-cube....ch ch ch ch ch.....<br />danced?: horizontally...uhhhhahaha....it was magnifico<br />were sarcastic?: ahhhh<br />kissed someone?: yeah...like 35 mins ago<br />watched your favorite movie: jesus did sir! <br />had a nightmare?: when iwas sick.....elmac on fire!!!!ahhhhhh<br />last book you read: playboy...uhhhhahah....not really...<br />last movie you saw: beuno?<br />last song you heard: millencolin life on a plate<br />last thing you had to drink: .........pep.......(si)<br />last time you showered:sh...sh...ou...ouw...errr...tharg!<br />last thing you ate: soft taco............si<br /><br />[ do you... ]<br />smoke?: when....never....pinche pinche<br />have sex?: no...i don't hump...i score!<br />live in the moment?: asi-asi<br />play an instrument?: the spear.....bra rooot doot dott....ahllllala<br />read the newspaper?: burn?<br />have any gay or lesbian friends?: nope<br />believe in miracles?: i broke my foot...but it wasn't magnifico<br />believe it's possible to remain faithful forever?: i think so...serious<br />consider yourself tolerant of others? i r patient!....yeah tharg want now!<br />like the taste of alcohol?: i'm stuck between ......pinche and hota...<br />have a favorite candy?: ahhh.....twix....2 fo mi...none fo u...donkey<br />believe in love?: yeah i got yo loving right here....i love laura!<br />pray?: *sizzle*<br />go to church?: fire?<br />have any secrets?: i'm not a puppet....i'ma <i>reallll</i> BOY!!!!<br />have any pets?: uno gato....uno pero<br />do well in school?: .....squel...sc..scooo...schoooll...tharg! smash!<br />go to or plan to go to college?: not my gumdrop buttons!<br />have a major?: in my pants.....heheheeheh<br />talk to strangers who instant message you?: yeah and tell them i am god...it's just better<br />wear hats?: pinche daily<br />have any piercings?: theirs this chain...from my.......uh.....bicycle.....heheheeh<br />have any tattoos?: yeah....on my wall....i have a picture<br />have an obsession?: tie.....laura....soda....laura...soda....ahhhh.....*shaking*<br />collect anything?: hats...broken bones<br />wish on stars?: dude evertime i do.....i forgot<br />like your handwriting?: when i can read it<br />have any bad habits?: pen chewer delux....chronic masterbation<br />care about looks?: to laura i do.....but everyone else can suck it urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:funkman:29452 2002-08-17T03:42:27Z 2002-08-17T03:42:27Z beware the luftwafa!!...i haven't stated shit with anyone latley on live jorunal...hpow terrible....well umm i figured i would drop a line and see how hay livejournal still is........ urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:funkman:29213 2002-06-06T17:09:24Z 2002-06-06T17:09:24Z <center><a href="http://people.hws.edu/colleenlogan/mphg.html" target="new"><br /><img src="http://people.hws.edu/colleenlogan/blackknight.jpg" border="0"></a><br><br /><br><a href="http://people.hws.edu/colleenlogan/mphg.html" target="new">which "monty python and the holy grail" character are you?</a><br /><br>this quiz was made by <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/fauxarbres">colleen</a></center> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:funkman:29157 2002-05-30T17:08:58Z 2002-05-30T17:08:58Z <center><b>I'm a Nothing!</b><br><br /><a href="http://robertandtim.topcities.com/quiz/christ/christquiz.html"><br /><img border="1" src="http://www.artconspiracy.com/cgi-bin/user_images/Bastard_]{ing/nothing.jpg"><br /><br><b>Which Enemy of the Christian Church Are You?</b></a><br /><br>A(nother) <a href="http://robertandtim.topcities.com">Robert and Tim</a> Creation</center><br><br> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:funkman:28855 2002-05-28T17:01:16Z 2002-05-28T17:01:16Z hey lyn.....you followed us around all monday at kmart..yet we didn't steal anything!!!!!hahahahahahaha urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:funkman:28532 2002-05-21T16:59:42Z 2002-05-21T16:59:42Z <br /><table width="218" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" border="0"> <tr> <td><br /><a href="http://www.koolplace.com/tests/hell.asp"><br /><img src="http://koolplace.com/tests/h_test_i5.gif" border="0" width="218" height="97"><br /></a><br /></td> </tr> <tr> <td align="center"><br /><div style="font-size:8pt;font-family:verdana">I am 43% evil.<br><a href="http://www.koolplace.com/tests/hell.asp">Take the test</a>&nbsp;::&nbsp;<a href="http://www.koolplace.com">koolplace.com</a></div><br /></td> </tr> </table> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:funkman:28384 2002-05-13T07:29:57Z 2002-05-13T07:29:57Z Less Than Jake "Losing Streak" and your listening to less than jake.....hmmm bet none of my friends have ever heard that cd before...oh well...so i have finally updated....seems interesting....something tramtic must have happen...i'm online....damn the luck.....so neways...i would like to type the whole song...but then again i have to go to school in what 5 hours....fuck...that fucking sucks.....what the fuck am i thinking....maybe i should go to bed.....i watched that movie magnolia again to see if i could understand it...that is an intricate weaving of irony laced with cocaine....good ass movie though...only if your in the mood for it....well i think that's probally all there is to write.....evrything is better than good with laura not to mention....actually it's better than i could imagine....it's been some like almost 11 weeks now....or 2 months plus some unoffical weeks give or take....but ahh thats all said in done..... urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:funkman:28155 2002-04-16T17:05:12Z 2002-04-16T17:05:12Z live journal has become gay.....